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 61 - Santa\\\'s Entrance
 
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois
 62 - No Worms Please!
 
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who was playing in the yard with some older children in the neighbourhood. She was horrified to see that they were feeding him an earthworm. She quickly opened the window and scream ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 63 - No Oranges
 
Father: If I had ten oranges and gave you two, how many would I have left? Son: I don't know, because in school we learn on apples.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 64 - Sibling Stories
 
From Matt Groening's Big Book Of Hell, here are: 'Lies My Older Brother And Sister Told Me'... The Sleeping Alligator Story Older Bro/Sis: See this? He isn't stuffed, ya know. He's sleeping. You: Really? Bro/Sis: If you don't believe me, why don't yo ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 65 - Youngster Theories
 
From Matt Groening's very funny Big Book Of Hell, here are some philosophical theories shared by youngsters: If you eat a bunch of fizzies (i.e. pop-rocks or the like) when you drink a glass of water, you will explode. Dogs and bees can smell fear. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 2 fois
 66 - Hello Mother, Hello Father (song)
 
Here I am at Camp Grenada. Camp is very entertaining, and they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining. I went hiking with Joe Spivy. He developed poison ivy. You remember Leonard Skinner; he got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner. All the ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 67 - Kids In College
 
One can pity the father with three kids in college. He tells his wife that they are getting poorer by degrees.
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 3 fois
 68 - Let\\\'s Swear
 
Mother calls up stairs, You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school! As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says, Today we're gonna learn to swear! The 4-year-old gives a fearf ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Joke Viewed : 4 fois

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