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 111 - Little johnny's parents
 
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny's body. Worried, she asks him what happened. He replies: Well, my parents are doing renovations in my room and I sleep with them. Last night, I woke and heard my father asking ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 8 fois
 112 - Body parts
 
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to ha ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 10 fois
 113 - Proud father
 
When his wife gave birth to a healthy baby, a proud father went in to work and told everybody that he has a 10Kg healthy son. After hearing what was going on, the wife tells the father to quit telling everybody that the baby is 10Kg because he's only 4 ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 3 fois
 114 - Little johnny's gift
 
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher. The florist's son handed the teacher a gift. She shook it, held it up and said, I bet I know what it is - it's some flowers! That's right! shouted the little boy. The ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 6 fois
 115 - Make a Wish
 
10 year old Johnny's mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a bike. Johnny, who loved his Momma dearly, hadn't made a big deal about it for a long time, but suddenly decided NOW was the right ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 10 fois
 116 - A new car.
 
One day a mother and father were having sex and their son walked in. What are you doing, the kid asked. Well, you wanted a brother, so we're making you one. The next day, the father walks outside and sees his son porking away on the family junker's ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 14 fois
 117 - Duck sentence.
 
TEACHER: Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in one sentence. JOHNNY: De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail. ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 5 fois
 118 - How true it is.
 
Recently, on an outing with my scout troop, the question came up of when the new millenium will begin--January 1st 2000 or 2001. So the Scoutmaster explained that each century begins with year 1 and ends with year 100-thus the reason why the 20th centu ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 12 fois

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