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 1 - Four Kids
 
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble. Poop was riding his bike and fell. Manners went to help him up. Trouble got lost. Shut Up goes to the Police Station to report it. Officer: What's your name? Shut Up: Shut Up. Offic ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 88 fois
 2 - Bras
 
Dad, can I ask you something? Sure! What about? You see, I'm already fourteen and...I think it's just proper that I should own one. And what is this 'one' you're referring to? Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres? No! My nipples are already p ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 57 fois
 3 - Day after Christmas.
 
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the light to change. The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, Got that bike for Christmas, sonny? The youngster res ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 67 fois
 4 - Kids
 
Be nice to your kids... they will pick out your nursing home someday! ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 65 fois
 5 - Things adults learn from their kids.
 
There is no such thing as child-proofing your house If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant If you hook a dog leas ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 61 fois
 6 - The Wagon
 
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise. Hey Willis!! the farmer yelled. Forget your troubles. Come in with us. Then I'll help you get the wagon up. That's mighty nice of you, ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 49 fois
 7 - Watch what you say!
 
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six- year-old daughter and said, Would you like to say the blessing? I wouldn't know what to say, she replied. Just say what you hear Mommy say, my wife instructed. Our daughte ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 55 fois
 8 - Grey hair
 
One day, a girl walked up to her mother and looked at her mother's hair and sadly said: Why is some of your hair white mommy? The mother replied, Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turn white. T ...
 
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Submitted by : RickY RocK Viewed : 48 fois