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Great Thinkers of Our Time?
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live
forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live
forever.
-- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest
Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the
world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that
but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
-- Mariah Carey
Researchers have discovered that chocolate produces some of the same
reactions in the brain as marijuana. The researchers also discovered
other similarities between the two, but can't remember what they are.
-- Matt Lauer on NBC's Today show, August 22
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part
of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates
in the country.
-- Former Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.
We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.
-- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks
I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We
are the president.
-- Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents
China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.
-- Former French President Charles De Gaulle
That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass,
and I'm just the one to do it.
-- A congressional candidate in Texas
When I have been asked during these last weeks who caused the riots
and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is
to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame.
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle on the complex social issues behind the Los Angeles Riots
I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers of people who needed new land, and the Indians were selfishly trying to keep it for themselves.
-- John Wayne
Half this game is ninety percent mental.
-- Philadelphia Phillies manager Danny Ozark
It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
Without censorship, things can get terribly confused in the public mind.
-- General William Westmoreland
It's like changing the rules in the middle of the stream.
-- Rev. Jesse Jackson
I don't know of anyone who wants this to be over more than me, except
maybe everyone else in America.
-- President William Jefferson Clinton
What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.
-- Former British foreign minister Ernest Bevin
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.
-- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle
And just last year, our boy Dan was quoted as saying that the Republicans would definitely nominate someone this time who would beat Bill Clinton. Of course the 22nd amendment precludes Bill from running again... |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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