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Girls Night Out
So ... the other day, my friends and I went to this Ladies Night
Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill.
The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and put
it on his butt cheek.

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. She calls
the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and puts it on his other butt
cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend
pulls out a $50 bill. She calls the guy back over again, licks the
$50 bill and again puts it on one of his butt cheeks. Now the
attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?

I got out my wallet, thought for a minute ... and then the financial
analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the
crack of his ass, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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