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| Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree. |
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Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:
10. Two feet tall, forty feet wide
9. Salesman's opening line: You're not a cop, are you?
8. It looks suspiciously like a broom handle with a lot of coat hangers stuck into it
7. While you sleep, it gets liquored up and takes the family caravan for a joy ride
6. Each branch has Duraflame printed on it
5. Keeps heckling while you try to do a lame top ten list
4. It's very small and says Air Freshener on it
3. Rabbis have better Christmas trees than yours
2. Some guy named Mujibur puts a cheap Statue of Liberty on top of it
1. Constantly bragging about its trunk size |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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