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| Blonde quickies 221-230 |
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221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...
222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.
223. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said DISNEYLAND LEFT. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself oh well ! and turned around an drove home.
On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.
224. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.
225. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, Awww, look at the dead birdie. The blonde stops, looks up, and says, Where?
226. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!! Or: Good thing that cows don't fly.
227. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.
228. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?
Driver's licence? What's that?... It's a little card with your picture on it.
Oh, duh! Here it is... May I have your car insurance?
What's that?... It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car.
Oh this? Duh! Here you go... The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!
229. Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to iron, then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.
230. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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