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| Blonde quickies 201-220 |
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201. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ?
A: A blond electrician
202. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
203. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ????
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children!
204. Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
205. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?
A: A thought.
206. Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally.
207. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob.
208. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
209. Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream.
210. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her?
211. Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them
212. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?
213. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes ?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
214. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.
215. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.
216. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears.
217. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.
218. Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
219. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor.
220. Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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