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| Blonde quickies 181-200 |
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181. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.
182. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.
183. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave at her.
184. Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A: A golden retriever.
185. Q: How do you check a blonde's IQ?
A: With a tire gauge.
186. Q: How does a blonde interpret
6.9?
A: A 69 interrupted by a period.
187. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: Oh look! Doughnut seeds!
188. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
189. Q: Why do blonds have two more brain cells than a cow ?
A1: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
A2: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
190. Q: Why aren't BLONDES good cattle herders?
A: Because the can't even keep two calves together!
191. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed?
A: Because they always burn their nipples.
192. Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for french fries.
193. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?
A: To cover up the valve stem.
194. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.
195. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply.
196. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head.
197. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!!
198. Q: How do you make a blond laugh on Monday mornings ?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night !
199. Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
200. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. |
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Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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