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1 ounce
A woman has a brain tomber and 1 ounce of her brain is removed. So she goes to a futuristic store to buy an ounce of brain. She asks the prices and the clerk replies,\depends on what your looking for.\ So the the Woman asks \rocket Scientist.\ Clerk Replies \$10,000\ \Brain surgeon\ Clerk replies \$9,000\ finally the woman asks for a lawyers brain. the clerk replies $50,000 the Woman asks why does it cost so much? The clerk replies, \do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to get an ounce of brain?\

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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