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| Blonde quickies 161-180 |
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161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
162. Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
163. Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
164. Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
165. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A: The Blonde!
166. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.
167. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-
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168. Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater?
A: They went to see Closed for the Season
169. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
170. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.
171. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.
172. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
173. Q: What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other?
A: An air mattress.
174. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.
175. Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All...
176. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.
177. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.
178. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
179. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide-and-seek champ.
180. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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