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| Blonde quickies 121-140 |
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121. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo.
122. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
A: One's a bunch a cunning runts ...
123 Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush.
124. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months.
125. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
126. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping trolley?
A: The shopping trolley has a mind of its own!
127. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez Canal?
A: One's a busy ditch.
128. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it.
129. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, Cock'll-doodl-doooo, while a blonde says, Any-cock'll-doooo.
130. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
131. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?
A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.
132. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow fell on her.
133. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
134. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
135. Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
136. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
137. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common ?
A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked.
138. Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
139. Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
140. Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Don't tell her to swallow. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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