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| Blonde quickies 101-120 |
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101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant.
102. Q: How do blondes get pregnant?
A: And you thought blondes were dumb.
103. Q: What will she ask you?
A: Is it mine?
104. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde.
105. Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.
106. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
107. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?
A: So they know what day of the week it is.
108. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out.
109. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ?
A: Wishful Thinking.
110. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond!
111. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
112. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!
113. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade.
114. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
115. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
116. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.
117. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and The Titanic?
A: They know how many men went down on The Titanic.
118. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
119. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?
A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
120. Q: What's the difference between a blonde girl and a blond guy?
A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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