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I Will Not
I will not waste chalk... I will not skateboard in the halls... I will not burp in class... I will not draw naked ladies in class... I did not see Elvis... I will not call my teacher `Hot Cakes'... Garlic gum is not funny... They are laughing at me, not with me... I will not yell 'fire' in a crowded classroom... I will not encourage others to fly... I will not fake my way through life... Tar is not a plaything... I will not Xerox my butt... I will not trade pants with others... I will not do that thing with my tongue... I will not drive the principal's car... I will not pledge allegiance to Bart... I will not sell school property... I will not instigate revolution...

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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