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Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on pawing the ground.

One guy ever so carefully reaches into his knapsack and slowly takes out a set of Nike running shoes, never once breaking eye contact with the lion.

2nd guy hisses: What are you doing, you can't outrun the lion 1st guy says: No, but all I have to do is outrun you!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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