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| Blonde quickies 81-100 |
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81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.
83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.
84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm?
A: *Who cares?*
86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ?
A: So they know when to stop having sex !
87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm????
A1: She drops her nail-file!!!
A2: Who cares?
A3: She say 'Next'
A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder
A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes
A6: The batteries have run out.
88. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A1: They can't remember the number.
A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
89. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?
A: Thanks for the refill!
90. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
A: Data transfer.
91. Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better.
A: They are easier to keep amused.
92. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A1: What's a lightbulb?
A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, Daaady!
93. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine?
A: Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!
94. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
95. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?
A: She moved.
96. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
A1: They both have a black box.
A2: Both have a cockpit.
97. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747
98. Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth?
A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
99. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
A: Are you sure it's mine?
100. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant?
A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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