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A man walks into the bathroom, and steps up to a urinal. He can't help but notice the short man at the urinal next to him, and the large penis this man has.
He says to the short man, Excuse me, I couldn't help but notice what a large penis you have. The short man replies, I am a leprechaun, and I can grant you three wishes.
The man is kind of skeptical, but he decides to believe him anyway. OK, He says, I want to live in a mansion. The short man replies, Sure. Tomorrow morning you will wake up in it.
The man says, Next, I want a beautiful girlfriend. OK, the short man replies, Tomorrow you will wake up next to her. The man is still not sure whether to believe him, but he continues.
I want a penis as large as yours. Alright, but there is one catch, the short man replies. What's that, the man asks? I have to have sex with you from behind, the short man says.
The other man thinks for a second, and decides anything is worth getting a penis that large. OK, go right ahead. The short man starts to do his thing, and the other man says, I can't believe I'm gonna have a penis as big as yours.
The short man replies, I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun! |
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