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sperm count
a 90 year old man walks in the doctors and says - doc i want a sperm cout,
Doc says but harold you are 90
harold says i dont care i pay my taxes and they pay your wage do as your told
doc replies ok there is a pot go home do the bizz and bring it in tommorrow.
the day after harold returns slams the pot on the table.
doc looks at it and says its empty and pauses.
i know said harold i tried i treid all night i tried with my left hand it just did not work i then tried iwth my left hand just could not get it to work i then got the missus on it she tried with her left hand her right hand she tried with het teeth in she tried with her teeth out we still cant get the bastard lid off

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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