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Santa Claus
Once upon a time there was a perfect woman, and a perfect man. One day they met and fell in love. As the time past on this perfect couple they got married. After a perfect wedding they got in their perfect car and starting driving up a perfect winding road and then they realized a man up ahead in distresse. It turned out to be Santa Claus. Being the perfect couple in all they decided to pick Santa Claus up and deliver toys around the world since it was Christmas Eve. As they were delivering toys there was a big car crash only one of the three people survived. Was it The Perfect Woman, The Perfect Man, or Santa Claus?

If you chose the Perfect Woman then you are correct because everyone knows that there is no such thing as Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a pefect man!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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