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Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we're here to help...
Hah Tu Spek Suthun:
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive to borrow.
Usage: My brother bard my pickup truck.
JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck.
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck, and I taint herd from him in munts.
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck.
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: If my brother from Jawjuh doesn't change the all in my pickup truck, that things gonna catch far.
BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh doesn't git a flat tar in my pickup truck.
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime.
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: My granpaw retard at age 65.
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: We Southerners are willing to fight for out rats.
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... must be from some farn country.
JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: Is Bubba smart? Nah ... haze ignert.
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: I ain't never seed New York City ... view?
GUMMIT - Noun. An often-closed bureaucratic institution.
Usage: Great ... ANOTHER gummit shutdown! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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