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You know you're in the wrong church when... |
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TOP TEN WAYS YOU KNOW YOU'RE IN A BAD CHURCH
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the Dr. Seuss Version.
7. There's an ATM in the lobby.
6. Choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S. -- Bring Your Own Snake.
4. No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.
3. Karaoke Worship Time.
2. Ushers ask, Smoking or Non-smoking?
1. The only song the organist knows is In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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