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| Smoking doesn't kill people... |
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All about smoking:
Remember, smoking doesn�t kill people. People who are trying to quit smoking kill people.
One poll says 73% of Americans favor raising the cigarette tax. It's only fair. Since smokers aren't around as long as the rest of us, they should pay more while they're here.
I quit smoking once for six days. And then they untied me.
Trying to quit smoking can drive you nuts -- especially when you try to light your nicotine gum.
Marlboro has a line of outdoor gear for smokers. They recommend you buy it a size larger so paramedics don�t have to cut it off of you.
The Marlboro clothing is very functional. The denim jacket has electric heart paddles sewn right into the lining, and there�s a backpack that can hold a portable respirator.
I stopped smoking and extended my life expectancy. My wife is furious. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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