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| The 3 little pigs. |
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Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order.
I would like a Sprite, said the first little piggie. I would like a Coke, said the second little piggie. I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggie.
The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.
I want a nice big steak, said the first piggie. I would like the salad plate, said the second piggie. I want water, lots and lots of water, said the third little piggie.
The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the table and asked if the piggies would like any dessert.
I want a banana split, said the first piggie. I want a root beer float, said the second piggie. I want water, lots and lots of water, exclaimed the third little piggie.
Pardon me for asking, said the waiter, but why have you only ordered water?
The third piggie says - Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!' |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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