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| The Pearly Gates |
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A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses this guy, Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?
The guy replies, I`m Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City.
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it`s the minister`s turn. He stands erect and booms out, I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary`s for the last forty-three years.
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.
Just a minute, says the minister. That man was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?
Up here, we work by results, says Saint Peter. While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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