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Tyson Excuses!
The top 10 reasons for Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear:


10. Got a little carried away after seeing Face/Off

9. Really wanted to win first prize on America's Funniest Home Videos

8. Like this doesn't happen every year in the Masters

7. Whenever Moe bites Curly's ear, it's hilarious!

6. Has to do this kind of thing to compensate for the fact that he talks like Melanie Griffith

5. I guess you've never heard of a little thing called strategy

4. Ears is tasty

3. It was self-defense -- he wouldn't stop punching me!

2. Disqualified sounds better than got his ass kicked all over the ring

1. He ran out of gum

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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