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All I want for Cristmas...
About two weeks before Christmas, a little Catholic boy decided to write a letter to Santa. He started Dear Santa..., he thought No, I will go to a higher authority, so he decided to write a letter to Jesus.

Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas, I will be good for two weeks..

NO NO NO NO I can't be good for two weeks, he thought to himself.

So he started all over again...

Dear Jesus, If you get me a bike for Christmas I will be good for one week.

NO NO NO NO I can't be good for one week, he thought to himself.

So he quickly ran to the Study room and grabbed their statue of Mary, and quickly wrapped it up in a blanket.

He started all over again.

Dear Jesus, I have your mother...if you ever want to see her again...get me a bike for Christmas!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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