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Santa and the Blonde!
One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blonde. She asks Santa, will you stay with me?

Santa says, Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!
I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!

She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks Santa, now will you stay with me?

Santa says, Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go!
I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!

She takes off everything and asks Santa, now will you stay with me?

Santa replies Hey Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay!
I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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