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Some famous lines in history!
As Jack the Ripper's mother said to her son, How come you never go out with the same girl twice?

As Caesar said, Let me mix that salad!

As Moses said to God, Let me see if I have it right - the Arabs get the oil and we get to cut off the tips of our WHAT?

As George Washington said when he was crossing the Delaware, I can't understand it. I paid for a seat!

As Jesse James said to his brother Frank, We can't rob that bank. That's where we keep our money!

As Vincent Van Gogh said after he cut off his ear, Don't shout!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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