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What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet.
How many reindeer does Santa have?
11 (named below):
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen,
Rudolph (the one with the red nose),
Olive (all of the other reigndeer)
and Al (Then Al the reigndeer loved him all).
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish
What kind of bird can write?
A PEN-guin
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Because it has long distance-runners on each side.
Why does Scrooge love Rudolph-the red-nosed reindeer?
Beacuse every buck is dear to him.
What do you get if you deep-fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle
What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We'll have a boo Christmas without you.
ELF#1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF#2: OKay everyone, sack time!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missletoe!!!!! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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