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| Tattoo On Her Butt |
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There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little China doll.
He brought her back to the States and they were very happy.
He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had. Every day it was, Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have. Every night it was, Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.
Well his birthday was getting close and she wanted to surprise him with a tattoo on her rear end that said, Beautiful Butt.
So she finds a reputable tattoo artist and explains what she wants. Well the artist asks her to turn around and after a brief pause says, There is no way I can get Beautiful Butt on your tiny little beautiful butt. But I can put a nice B on each cheek which will stand for Beautiful Butt.
A bit disappointed, she agrees and leaves with her B's.
Well the big day arrives and after a candle light dinner, gifts, and a sip of brandy, she appears in the bedroom in her birthday suit, turns around and bends over.
Quickly sitting up he exclaims, Darling I love you, but who the hell is Bob? |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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