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Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend
3.1 to GirlFriend Plus
1.0 (marketing name: Fiance
1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiance
1.0 to Wife
1.0 and it's a memory hogger: has taken up all his space.

Wife
1.0 must be running before he can do anything and seems to conflict/interfere with other tasks running such as hockey
2.1, squash
3.01 and boys out
1.
2. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife
1.0 came with auto-installed Plug-Ins such as Mother In Law and Brother In Law.

Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend
4.
0... - A Don't remind me again button - Minimize button - Shutdown feature - An install shield feature so that Girlfriend
4.0 can be completely uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects) - Abort button (O.K. that one's pretty bad - but had to say it)

I tried running Girlfriend
2.0 with Girlfriend
1.0 still installed, they tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall Girlfriend
1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. Another thing that sucks--in all versions of Girlfriend that I've used is that it is totally object orientated and only supports hardware with gold plated contacts.

***** BUG WARNING ********

Wife
1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress
1.1 before uninstalling Wife
1.0, Wife
1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress
1.1 will refuse to install, claiming insufficient resources. Wife
1.0 will then spawn off the virus Lawyer
6.66 which, when activated, consumes all available resources and brings your system to it's knees. The funny thing is, if you try to hide Mistress
1.1 in high memory, Wife
1.0 will eventually detect it and begin the process described above.

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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