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   Remember The Alamo! Next joke »
Remember The Alamo!
Once there was a huge secret gathering for the polital leaders of the world. But after the discussion, as they were riding back on the jumbo jet, the engines malfunctioned, due to increased weight. All the secretaries, assistants, vice presidents and so forth were instructed to grab a parachute and glide to one of the small islands nearby, were they would be picked up within 3 hours. After most of them jumped they needed just a few more jumps but were out of islands and parachutes, meaning sacrifice. The French man went calmly, The Brit said God SaveThe Queen, and jumped, and President Bush and Cheney said, Remember the Alamo! and pushed the Mexican President and Vice out the plane.

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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