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A wife asks her husband, Honey, if I died, would you remarry?
After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would. We all need companionship.

If I died and you remarried, the wife asks, would she live in this house?
We spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I'm not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would live in this house.

If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house, the wife asks, would she sleep in our bed?
Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It's going to last a long time, so I guess she would.

If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs? Oh, no, the husband replies. She's left-handed.

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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