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| Attorney Hunting Rules |
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A BILL TO REGULATE THE HUNTING AND HARVESTING OF ATTORNEYS
372.01 - Any person with a valid California state rodent or deer hunting license may also hunt and harvest attorneys for recreational and sporting (non-commercial) purposes.
372.02 - Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of United States currency as bait is, however, prohibited.
372.03 - The willful killing of attorneys with a motor vehicle is prohibited, unless such vehicle is an ambulance being driven in reverse. If an attorney is accidentally struck by a motor vehicle, the dead attorney should be removed to the roadside and the vehicle should proceed to the nearest car wash.
372.04 - It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a power boat, helicopter or fixed-wing aircraft.
372.05 - It is unlawful to shout Whiplash!, Ambulance!, or Free Scotch! for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
372.06 - It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within one hundred (100) yards of BMW, Porsche, or Mercedes dealerships, except on Wednesday afternoons.
372.07 - It is unlawful to hunt attorneys within two hundred (200) yards of courtrooms, law libraries, health clubs, country clubs or hospitals. No fair, that's their stompin' grounds!
372.08 - If an attorney gains elective office, it is not necessary to have a license to hunt, trap or possess same.
372.09 - It is unlawful for a hunter to wear a disguise as a reporter, accident victim, physician, chiropractor or tax accountant for the purpose of hunting attorneys.
372.10 - Bag Limits Per Day Yellow Bellied Sidewinders
2 - Two-faced Tortfeasors
1 - Back-stabbing Divorce Litigators
3 - Horn Rimmed Cut-throats
2 - Honest Attorneys (ENDANGERED SPECIES) |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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