Daily Free Jokes stories, poems and quotes, jokes database, random jokes, free jokes, funny humor will have you rolling on the floor with laughter, lists all await you at 321freejoke.com hosted by open-sp Home TOP 10 Joke New Jokes Funny Images Add a Joke Add an Image      CATEGORIES :   Animal   About Kids   Bar Jokes   Blonde   Body parts   Computer   Criticism   Cute   Doctors   Ethnic   Gender Slam   Geography   Idiots   Lawyer   Media   Military   Miscellaneous   Occasions   Political   Puns   Redneck   Relationships   Religious   Rude   Sexe   Sport   The Elderly   Work/School   Your Momma Jokes   For Kids    Toutes les catégories        Definitions of Children Next joke » Definitions of Children AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own. PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies. TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. VERBAL: Able to whine in words. WHODUNIT: None of the kids that live in your house. 5- Best joke Ever 4 - Very Funny 3- Funny 2 - Its ok 1 - Not Funny 0- Yishhh     Joke Statistic Submitted by : RickY RocK Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008 Popularity : 0 Viewed : 12 fois. Send this joke to your friends   Print this joke   site de rencontre | webcam chat | blagues | paranormal | Live Sex | gestion publicitaire | free joke | jouer en ligne | criminal lawyer | free sex video | site pour enfant