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Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:
Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?

The father replies: Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000.

The boy goes and asks his mother: Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000? The mother replies: Hell yes I would!

The little boy returns to his father: Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!' The father then says: Okay, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000.

The boy asks his sister: Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000? The sister replies: Hell yes I would!

He returns to his father: Dad, she said 'Hell yes I would!' The father answers: Okay son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores.

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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