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President Yeltsin, President Clinton and Bill Gates are invited to have
dinner with God. During dinner He tells them: I needed three important
people to send my message out to all the people: Tomorrow I will destroy
the Earth.
Yeltsin immediately calls together his cabinet and announces: I have two
really bad news items. God really exists, and tomorrow he will destroy the
earth.
Clinton calls an emergency meeting of congress and announces: I have good
news and bad news. The good news is God really does exist; the bad news is
tomorrow he's destroying the Earth.
Gates goes back to Microsoft and tells his employees: I have two pieces of
great news. First, I am one of the three most important people on earth,
and second, I think I've got the Y2K problem fixed. |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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