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| Let's Swear |
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Mother calls up stairs, You boys better get down here and eat your breakfast or you'll be late for school!
As they are ambling down, the 5-year-old turns to the 4-year-old, stops and says, Today we're gonna learn to swear! The 4-year-old gives a fearful look.
The 5-year-old continues, When we get to the table, I'll say 'hell' and you say 'ass'! The 4-year-old agrees with reservation.
They seat themselves at the table. Mother greets them. Good morning boys! What would you like for breakfast?
The 5-year-old leans back and cocks his head... Hell Mom! I'll have Cheerios!
He is promptly escorted to another room while the 4-year-old seated at the table grimaces upon hearing the wailing cries of big brother getting a serious licking.
Mother returns with sniffling 5-year-old. She turns to 4-year-old and says compassionately, Well now, what would you like for breakfast?
The 4-year-old replies, I don't know ma... But you can bet your ass it ain't Cheerios! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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