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A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. But, officer, the man began, I can explain.

Just be quiet, snapped the officer. I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.

But, officer, I just wanted to say...

And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail! A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back.

Don't count on it, answered the fellow in the cell. I'm the groom!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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