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| By the Lantern Light |
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The crofter's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said: Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing.
Soon, a lusty baby boy was brought into the world.
Och! said the doctor. Don't be in a rush to put the lantern by...I think there's yet another wee bairn to come.
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.
Na, dinna be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, lad...It seems there's yet another one besides! cried the doctor.
The crofter scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor: Well, now, mon. Do ye suppose the light's attracting them? |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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