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Don't Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis). The patient goes to a doctor who says he's never seen anything like it, but his penis will probably have to be amputated.

The patient then goes to another doctor, who also doesn't know anything about this disease, but thinks the amputation is indicated. Deeply distressed, the patient decides to go to a Soviet emigre doctor, figuring he may be familiar with this V.D.

Indeed, the Soviet emigre doctor says, I know this disease! Your American doctors always want to cut. Don't do anything. Two week later, prick fall off by himself!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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