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Buttitches
This kid named Budditches lives wit his only relation-his grandma. He was enrolled in school and on the first day the teacher asked him his name. He replied,Butitches the teacher says, (after a lot of laughter from the class,)alright really what is your name? he again gives the same response. The teacher gets annoyed after a while and sends him to the principals office. He walkes in and the principal askes him his name. Again, he replies, Buttitches and the principal says that this is not the time for fun and games. Then he says that he will send Buttitches to the police office so buttitches tells him his name again witch, is buttiches. Buttitches goes to the police office and one of the cops asked him his name and he says buttitches the cop points his gun at buttitches head and asked him again he gets the same reply. later the cop shoots buttitches in the head and calls his grandma to tell her that he had killed her grandson. After a wile of crying she says oh my poor buttitches! THe cop says well scratch it lady!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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