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| Don't Mess With The I.R.S! |
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To: All Male U.S. Citizens From: I.R.S. Service Center Re: Notice of increase in tax payments The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 2006 your penis will be taxed according to size.
------- The categories are as follows: ------- 10 - 12 inches.......Luxury Tax $
30.00 8 -
10...............Pole Tax $
25.00 5 -
8................Privilege Tax $
15.00 4 -
5................Nuisance Tax $
3.00
Males exceeding 12 must file a capital gains return. NOTE: Anyone under 4 is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Sincerely, Pecker Checker I.R.S |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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