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Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk. What's that for?, he asked. Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord said the Pope.

The visitor said, Wow, how much is a call? The Pope answered, $2,000 per minute.

A few days later the same visitor met the Israeli Prime Minister and noticed a red phone on his desk.

What's that for?, he asked. Oh, that's the direct line to the Lord said the Prime Minister. The visitor asked How much is a call? The Prime Minister said 20 cents per minute.

The astonished visitor said, It can't be. I just saw the Pope who said a call to the Lord is $2,000 per minute.

The Prime Minister answered, That was long distance, here the Lord is just a local call.

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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