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A farmer is sitting on the front porch of his house one hot summer day, when this kid comes walking down the road carrying a big bundle of wire.
â??Hey kid!â? the farmer says, â??where ya goinâ?? with that wire?â? â??Well,â? the kid drawls, â??this here ainâ??t just any olâ?? wire, this hereâ??s chicken wire. Iâ??m fixinâ?? to catch me some chickens!â?
â??You canâ??t catch chickens with chicken wire!â? says the farmer. â??Sure I can!â? the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and sure enough, heâ??s got a whole mess of chickens caught in his chicken wire.
Well, the farmerâ??s sitting on his porch the next day, and the same kid comes walking down the lane, carrying a big roll of tape. â??Hey kid!â? the farmer yells, â??where ya goinâ?? with that tape?â? â??Well, this here ainâ??t just any olâ?? tape,â? says the kid, â??this hereâ??s duck tape. Iâ??m fixinâ?? to catch me some ducks!â? â??You canâ??t catch ducks with duck tape!â? says the farmer. â??Sure I can!â? the kid says, and takes off down the road. He comes back at the end of the day and again, the farmer canâ??t believe his eyes. The kid has a whole bunch of ducks all wrapped up tightly in his tape.
The next day the farmerâ??s sitting on his porch again, and the kid comes walking down the road carrying a stick. â?Hey kid!â? the farmer says, â??where ya goinâ?? with that stick?â? â??Well, this here ainâ??t just any old stick,â? says the kid, â??this hereâ??s pussy willow.â? â??Hang on,â? says the farmer, â??Iâ??ll get my hat!â? |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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