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Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically arenâ??t funny â?? unless by accident. Case in point: The following questions from lawyers were taken from official court records nationwide...
1) Was that the same nose you broke as a child?
2) Now, doctor, isnâ??t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, in most cases he just passes quietly away and doesnâ??t know anything about it until the next morning?
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Q: What happened then?
A: He told me, he says, â??I have to kill you because you can identify me.â??
Q: Did he kill you?
4) Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
5) The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
6) Were you alone or by yourself.
7) How long have you been a French Canadian?
8) Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
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Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: Thatâ??s me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
10) Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
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Q: Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
12)
Q: Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
A: Iâ??ll be three months on November 8.
Q: Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
A: Yes.
Q: What were you doing at that time?
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Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
14) So you were gone until you returned?
15)
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there girls?
16) You donâ??t know what it was, and you didnâ??t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
17)
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
18)
Q: Have you lived in this town all your life?
A: Not yet.
19) A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself and said, Your Honor, Iâ??d like to strike the next question.
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Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edington at the rose Chapel?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edington was dead at the time, is that so?
A: No, you stupid, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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