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A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says, You have to take a Breathalyzer test. The guy says, I can't. I have asthma, and it'll start me on a coughing fit.
The cop says, Then I have to give you a blood test. The guy says, You can't. I'm a hemophiliac, and if you prick me, I'll bleed all over the place.
The cops says, Then you have to get out of the car and walk a straight line. The guy says, I can't. The cop says, Why not?
The guy says, Because I'm drunk you idiot... didn't you see the way I was driving! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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