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A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth.
I'm afraid I don't have a husband she replies. O.K. do you have a boyfriend? asks the Midwife. No, no boyfriend either.
Do you have a partner then? No, I'm unattached, I'll be having my baby on my own.
After the birth the midwife again speaks to the young woman. You have a healthy bouncing baby girl, but I must warn you before you see her that the baby is black
Well, replies the girl. I was very down on my luck, with no money and nowhere to live, and so I accepted a job in a Porno movie. The lead man was black.
Oh, I'm very sorry, says the midwife, that's really none of my business and I'm sorry that I have to ask you these awkward questions but I must also tell you that the baby has blonde hair.
Well yes, the girl again replies, you see I desperately needed the money and there was this Swedish guy also involved in the movie, what else could I do?
Oh, I'm sorry, the midwife repeats, that's really none of my business and I hate to pry further but your baby has slanted eyes.
Well yes, continues the girl, I was incredibly hard up and there was a little Chinese man also in the movie, I really had no choice.
At this the midwife again apologises collects the baby and presents her to the girl, who immediately proceeds to give baby a slap on the bum. The baby starts crying and the mother exclaims, Thank God for that! What do you mean? says the midwife, shocked.
WHEW! says the girl extremely relieved... I had this horrible feeling that it was going to bark! |
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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
Popularity : 0
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