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jesus and the old man playing golf
jesus and an old man are playing golf. they come to the third hole a 521 yd par 5. jesus tees off and hits a 300 yd drive straight down the middle of the fairway. the old man tees off and drives the ball 426 yds into the water hazzard where a thrtle swims under the ball and carries it to the other side. a fish swims under the ball hits it with its nose and knocks it out of the water onto the oppisate edge of the hazzard. a squrriel picks up the ball and carries it to the edge of the green and drops it. just then a rabbit hops by and kicks the ball across the green ; it stops on the edge of the cup an earth worm pokes its nose out and gently pushes the ball into the cup for a hole in one. jesus looks at the old man and says ok dad stop showing off and lets play golf

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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