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The Confessional
Tommy O'Connor went to confession and said, Forgive me Father for I have sinned.....

What have you done Tommy O'Connor said the Priest. I had sex with a girl

Who was it Tommy? I cannot tell you Father, please forgive me for my sin.

Was it Mary Margaret Sullivan? No Father, please forgive me for my sin.

Was it Catherine Mary McKenzie? No Father, I cannot tell you, please forgive me.

Well then, was it Sarah Martha O'Keefe? No Father, I cannot tell you who it was. Okay Tommy, go say 5 Hail Marys and 4 Our Fathers and you will be forgiven.

So Tommy walked out to the pew where his friend Joseph was waiting... What did you get? asked Joseph. Well, I got 5 Hail Marys, 4 Our Fathers, and 3 good leads!

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Submitted by : RickY RocK
Submitted on : 04-Mar-2008
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